58 definitions by Zoe

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.
Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.
by Zoe December 6, 2003
1. penis
2. niiiiiice
1. Dude, Grant fell on me and I accidentally grabbed his nodge.
2. Our team just scored! Nodge!
by Zoe October 5, 2003
The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!
by Zoe March 3, 2004
The button the fun fun editors press when a definition is talking about someone who is virtually unknown.
Editor(me):*looking at page* *reads* "amanda is a sex seeking girl who is pregnant."
Editor(stillme): "WHO THE PLAGUE IS AMANDA!" *clicks reject button.
by Zoe April 19, 2005
Device used by the police to catch speeding motorists (and raise revenue). Usually in the shape of a hand held gun.
"I heard on the radio that there is a radar up ahead."
by Zoe February 22, 2005
A cotton/elastic belt that girls wear over the top of their jeans or skirts to hide their undergrowth. When worn as a 'boob tube' top it then becomes a "Boob-pube Protector".
Even with the pube protector on, Sally still had a few strays poking through.
by Zoe February 14, 2004
An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.
Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?
by Zoe February 10, 2004