is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus
xmas is to christmas, as christina is to xtina
xtina is the DIRRTiESt Girl in PoP & shes HOTT
yes, my name is christina but i like to be called 'Xtina' when i'm feeling dirrty
Used over public announcement PA
systems to alert staff members of a medical emergency.
"Code Blue, Level 2. Code Blue. Level 2."
One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera
his first skate board.
April Margera is a Saint
An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.
Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?
1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir
Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.
County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.
Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.
MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.