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maskerade 

When you can only see half a person's face, you think they're attractive, then you see them on social media. You realize that underneath the mask, they're actually not attractive at all. You've been maskeraded.
Bro, I looked up that girl from the bar on Instagram. I was totally maskeraded. Her eyes are literally the only attractive thing about her face.
maskerade by RE_George November 4, 2020
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Maskerading 

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.
I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party
Maskerading by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Markerdouche 

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys.

To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
* A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
* Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion".
* When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.
"Is that a Penis drawn on that guys head? What a Markerdouche!"
Markerdouche by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010

Markerderk 

The act of becoming high off the scent of sharpies.
"Eric and I got soo markerderked last night at the rave!"

"The Teacher left the room for three second and all of the third graders began to markerderk."
Markerderk by CockConquerer August 22, 2017