Maskerading 

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.

I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party

Maskerading by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

maskerbating 

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.

maskerbating by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

Masquerading 

Hiding as, pretending to be, playing as, in the position as. Imagine if your at a Masquerade Ball; You wear masks to hide yourself.

I am the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend

Masquerading by Music2Luv1 July 15, 2011

Maskquerading

Definition:
Maskquerading the practice of keeping up appearances but only providing lip service to social distancing guidelines that curb the spread of Covid-19. Typically performed by Millennials and older image conscious liberals (see Tesla drivers). Excludes those who actually care. Also, generally excludes Gen Z, Republicans, and #MAGA Supporters who don’t even try to keep up appearances ‘cause they don’t give a fuck.

Usage:
Paul: Damn, EB. That face mask is 🔥! Didn’t realize you were concerned about COVID. Is it N95? Noticed you drinking White Claw through it

Eugenio: Shit, more like N01. I'm just maskquerading by wearing this retro mesh jersey around my face for looks. Social distancing don’t matter, we’re millennials!

Maskquerading by cMc-WvW July 16, 2020

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

a map (minor attracted "person")

the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022