MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

mariodonkeykonglinksamusyoshikirbyfoxpikachuluiginesscaptainfalconjigglypuff 

The technical term for being so bored you type the original 12 fighters of the smash bros series into your search bar

"Hey, let's Google mariodonkeykonglinksamusyoshikirbyfoxpikachuluiginesscaptainfalconjigglypuff"

mariodonkeykonglinksamusyoshikirbyfoxpikachuluiginesscaptainfalconjigglypuff by A Local Lucario May 2, 2020

Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

Macrocock by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

machocockification 

a hankering, craving or fixation for big, muscular and veiny cocks

machocockification i've got this machocockification that i can't get out of my system! i need a machocock up my ass right now!

machocockification by spudspunk September 9, 2010

Magicock 

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.

Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.

Magicock by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

Marmcock 

Marmite + Cock = Marmcock. This is a lovely example of a fetish at its finest. Basically the submissive gets marmite smeared all over his erect phallus and then the dominant male eats it up like a lolipop. You either love it or you hate it.

Bennion: 'hey Allen come lick my marmcock''

Allen: 'sure bennion theres nothing I love more than a good bit of marmcock, yum yum'

Bevan: 'can I join in please, I do love a bit of gay action'

Marmcock by Bicestermandem September 20, 2010