MarioCops 

Type of cop who likes or acts like the fictional Nintendo character Mario and attacks unsuspecting prey with knives covered in a mushroom pattern.

Joe: hey look it's the MarioCops
Mama: JOE LOOK OUT THEY HAVE KNIFES!!!
MarioCops:*intense hoogaing*

MarioCops by MORGANA IS SLEEP October 23, 2019

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

maricopa mudslinger by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

mariocrastinate 

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.

Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.

mariocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007

mariconson 

Same as maricon but funnier

Hey you! Mariconson!

mariconson by randomguythere December 4, 2007

Maricopa Counting 

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

Maricopa Counting by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Maricopa Mudslide 

The act of shitting in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. Best when the dishwasher if full of dishes.

He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.

Maricopa Mudslide by rainbowcarnage October 6, 2010

Maricopa County 

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

Maricopa County by Eric April 27, 2006