A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

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marschocolatebarr

the best mutal you could ever ask for
USE THEY/THEM ON THEM

they are an amazing tiktoker with over 4k besties and amazing humor

marschocolatebarr is pog

marschocolatebarr by wilby_froog July 18, 2021

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marschocolatebarr

an amazing tiktoker that has 4k followers 💪 they r the best -urlocalfag14

person 1: have u seen marschocolatebarr wanting to be on urban dictionary

person 2: yea i just did it rn

marschocolatebarr by sharpielovescrayon July 17, 2021

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marschocolatebarr is the coolest person on
tiktok. im honored to be their mutual😍‼️
- @astronicy

person 1: do you know who marschocolatebarr is?
person 2: ofc! i love their clothing style!

marschocolatebarr by astronicy July 19, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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