marcock

marcock

marcock

by marcockian December 26, 2021

barry macockinher

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

martock

a tiny little ski hill near windsor, nova scotia. the lack of vertical, real snow and just size in general makes martock the victim of many jokes.
known for 'the martock breakfast', snowboarders that hate skiers and 'the shack'.
martock is addictive, especially for the regulars and instructors, who never really seem to leave.

"what are the conditons like?"
"bullet proof surface with edge deep pow."

"martock is like my boyfriend/girlfriend. i can ride it all day and it's all that occupies my mind. i miss it when i'm away from it and i get jealous when other people spend time with it if i'm not there"

"seriously, catching 'the shack' is worse than a std"

by just a regular February 11, 2008

mircocky

a man with a huge cock

that guy is such a mircocky

by Pantie monster April 28, 2021

Mahcockales

A mix between a monkey and your cock.

Dude, last night I went to a party and I saw a hot girl and mahcockales came out of my pants

by Tenacious D Jr. June 25, 2010

marcocaine

a person who has a high position but uses drugs, in short a disappointment

Hey Blengblong, you are acting like a marcocaine na naman stop that behavior.

by lowercasefart November 25, 2021

rancid mancock

A gentleman's cock that is really rather rancid.
A not so charming character by the handle of Corrin who stinks up an otherwise great mecha anime channel with his dirty hands.

Corrin! You're a rancid mancock and when you die I'm gonna jerk one off over your grave. Even in death you'll still be a filthy jizzbitch. Oh don't cry! I love you really...

by l33tc4k30fd00m August 28, 2004