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mariocrastinate
When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
mariocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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Maridoodle
The most beautiful, lovable girl who listens to incredible music and has the cutest voice and gives INCREDIBLE hugs. She has the biggest, gorgeousest brown eyes and long, dark hair. She is loved by many boys for her boobs, but they can't see the real her.
Oh, Maridoodle
Maridoodle by Sammydoodle February 19, 2010
MarioCock
A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
maridome
Mardoche
Mardoche by Thekidjuice999 November 23, 2021
Maridox
The sober thought of how awesome it is when you are high, than when you get high the act of forgetting why its so awesome in the first place....causing a never ending cycle
(specific to marijuana)
See also: Marijuanadox
(specific to marijuana)
See also: Marijuanadox
Shit man now that im all stoney i cant even remember why i thought being all stoney was so great in the first place. MARIJUANADOX.
no.
Maridox.
no.
Maridox.
Maridox by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
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