Margaritard 

What some people become after a few margaritas.

After drinking ten margaritas, Mark became a total margaritard.

Margaritard by 75%er September 27, 2009

Margaritaville 

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."

Margaritaville by Gunslave May 3, 2003

Margarita 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has the most amazing mind, but she wont show it at first. Shes been hurt, and knows what it feels like, so she wont do the same to you. If you do everything right, this girl will make u the happiest person in the entire world. Shes very outgoing, and very smart. Great sense of humor, and someone u can talk to about anything, because its likely she has been through something similar. She doesnt date alot or talk to alot of people, but when she finds the right one, she makes it count. She is very loving, and shows it when she feels comfortable enough.. but when she does feel comfortable in your relationship, its the greatest thing ever. Shes sweet, beautiful, fun to be around, and honestly just the most loving person ever, if the effort is put into her. She is an incredible kisser, and intense lover with a lil freaky side to her. Her name isnt simply just a cocktail you make.. Its much more than that. Its everything that u could ever ask for in a girl.. dont take her for granted..

Guy- hey whos that cute ass girl over there?

Me- her? thats margarita

Guy-ima go get her number
Me- ha you fuckin wish thats my cute ass little mexican ting

Margarita by weskavd ksg July 11, 2018

Cleveland Margarita 

Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.

Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.

Cleveland Margarita by The ClevelandOhioan December 4, 2013

Prickly Pear Margarita 

One of the hottest, newest and most trendy drinks out on the scene is by far the "Prickly Pear Margarita." Some of the hippest bars and restaurants have made this their signature drink. There are several recipes for this gourmet margarita:

Two ways to make a Prickly Pear Margarita:
1. Infuse your favorite tequila with the prickly pear fruit
2. Mix 2 1/2 oz. Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila; 1/2 oz. Triple Sec; 2 oz. Sour Mix; 1/2 oz. Orange Juice; 1 quick dash Grenadine-Shake with ice, strain and pour.

Prickly Pear Margarita by MargaritaMaiden August 2, 2011

margarita thought 

A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.

Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.

Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.

I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.

Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.

margarita thought by nessjord December 4, 2019

Canadian Margarita 

A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.

Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?

Canadian Margarita by shemalabuh May 22, 2023