75%er's definitions

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

Fattycapped

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.

Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.

by 75%er July 24, 2009

Margaritard

What some people become after a few margaritas.

After drinking ten margaritas, Mark became a total margaritard.

by 75%er September 27, 2009