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Hapressed
Hapressed by Hey I’m just describing her. December 8, 2019
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Hapressed • Happressed • hepressed • Hangressed • Hapression • Harrested • Horressed • Mapressed • seasonally harassed • hard-pressed
Horressed
Horressed by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019
Happressed
I'm feeling happressed cause she and I hung out today and it was fun, but, she doesn't wanna date me cause we work together.
Happressed by Astro Syte January 21, 2020
Hapression
Hapression by XxXSpasticXxX March 30, 2017
seasonally harassed
It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
seasonally harassed by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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