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Using the force from your grip to bind matter together.
Instead of throwing away your nearly depleted bars of soap, manweld them together to form a new bar of soap.
Manweld by SPWhite June 28, 2023
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man weld 

The act of ejaculating on a girls eyes so that she can't open them because you man welded them shut.
Shutup! Lest I shall manweld your eyes shut!
man weld by Drew October 3, 2003
A person who literally can't shut the fuck up. Like, geez guy, take a breath. Also he will interrupt you to say something, probably something you were going to say, or to try and contradict your point before you finish it
Guy 1: Hey so the other day I went to the mall to buy...
Manwell: You're joking, you went to the mall? Everything is cheaper online. Why would you go to the mall?
Guy 1: ...something from the store my friend just opened.
Manwell: How was I supposed to know that?
Guy 2: Maybe if you weren't such a Manwell and you didn't interrupt us all the time you would know.
manwell by THEOries237 June 21, 2018

Manwell Oglethorpe 

Vic Nappa's juicy midnight lover. Father of Junior Varney. President of the baguette appreciation club. Happy to scream ingles in Spanish class.This man has true potential, and no, he's not gay, only for Vic Nappa. Manwell Oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride and prowess. Be jealous Ryan, you mug.
Oh man, I sure need a Manwell Oglethorpe in my sad life before I commit the suicide.
Manwell Oglethorpe by Vic Nappa November 16, 2016

maneldalis 

Mandeldalis is a really kind hearted girl who will always drop everything for you. She might be thought sometimes but she will always be herself. She will always make you smile and laugh when your throughout your toughest battles. Maneldalis is a really rare type of girl that you might only find in 1 of 800 lifetimes.
Maneldalis:do you like my new shoes?
Friend:no
Maneldalis:*hits you*hahahahah
One hell of a fat shit. Cant move for his weight. Fattest person in the world. MAHUSIVE!!! MORE LIKE MAN-UNWELL!!!
PERSON 1: Who ate all the pies?

Person 2: Manwell

Person 1 : i should have known! What a fatty!
Manwell by Jamie and Heidi October 17, 2008

manwelry 

Man Jewelry. Generally worn by men with excessive and annoying amounts of leather bracelets, pinky rings, puka shell necklaces, etc. Not to be confused with Bling which is higher end jewelry.
Guy Fieri wears a ridiculous amount of manwelry.
manwelry by a-train007 August 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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