mansturbate
mansturbate by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010
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Mansturbate
When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance
Mansturbate by AM/FM March 3, 2011
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Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.
mansturbate by Mololo October 25, 2010
masturbate and switch
Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
masturbate and switch by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 21, 2023
Masturbaker's dozen
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
Macsturbator
1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
Macsturbator by CleffedUp July 31, 2009
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masturbate by 32121 July 22, 2016