The input of a man on a specific question or any general topic, typically sought by a woman to figure out the incomprehensible behavior of another male.
Tell me why he hasn't called me--is he on a bender or in jail? I reallyneed your manput.
Someone high by their own standards. Someone who think their contribution to society is second to none, and society can’t work without them, but in reality they’re worthless. Someone who think they’re useful, but are not.
Look that kid laughs at his own lame jokes, while other wonder why. He is such a manpu.
Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.
Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."
A male butt that is nice,big,and round. Manbutts come in all types! hairy,beefy,muscular,jiggly,soft,hard,tight,or loose... The Manbutt is mostly enjoyed by gay men who fuck it and/or toss its salad/rim it or just flip it,rub it up,and smack it,slap it, spank it ,and wank over it. Straight women may also enjoy the manbutt.. She may grab onto it and squeeze while having sex.
When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.
Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.