Mansaurus 

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

Mansaurus by aaaaajon January 2, 2012

Manscursion 

A trip or adventure by a group of bros, usually made for doing manly tasks such as canoe racing, bear hunting, making their own beef jerky and riverboat gambling trips. The members of the manscursion must yell "manscursion!" before every task for it truly to be one. Alcohol is encouraged.

Jim: Hey bros, what are you doing today?
Group: I don't know. I think we were just going to watch Titanic.
Jim: Fuck that! Let's go bear hunting!
Group: YEAH!
Jim: Let's down some shots first!
All: MANSCURSION!!!!!

Manscursion by The Real DMT 22 August 22, 2011

maxasaurus 

A jewish flavored arm leg that if covered in enough ketchup doubles as an explosive nigger hat because of the orange short wet jeaned crooked talk in the horse chatter of the day because you dont want to see all of my sugar skull anuss

Hey want to go maxasaurus with me, Yeah let me grab my ketchup

maxasaurus by Dabigegg October 29, 2011

Mamasaurus

Similar to a Mama Bear, the Mamasaurus will protect her little dinosaur in every way that she can. This can be anything from burning your hand on the stove to defending you from a bully at school. Mamasaurus has got your back!

You better leave me alone or my Mamasaurus is going to get you!

Mamasaurus by Missyflutterfly May 9, 2021

meosaurus 

(n). A loud, obnoxious, self-absorbed person that dominates a social situation and won't stop talking about themselves. A narcissist that gobbles up all of the attention and conversation from the group.

Man I was trying to talk to this hottie but some damn frat boy meosaurus kept shouting about his recent promotion and new Mercedes.

meosaurus by JDP123 March 5, 2011

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

manosaurus by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

mansturising 

Using your jizz to moisturise.

Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.

mansturising by smeg24 May 23, 2006