Manningize 

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.

The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.

Manningize by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016

Maninizer

A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.

Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!

Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

Manningfreude 

pleasure derived from the misery or misfortune of Peyton Manning.

After watching a dejected Peyton Manning walk off the field as the Saints defeated the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, I was overwhelmed with Manningfreude.

Ricky thought he had experienced bouts of mania following repeated exposure to the Manning face, but his physician later diagnosed him with extreme Manningfreude.

Manningfreude by Rabbit Mountaineer February 7, 2010

Manningtree 

The smallest town in Britain but home too the most dangerous youths ever to be born onto planet earth. Daily gun shots can be heard for miles, some say to posses 50cals whilst others, RPGs. Not a place for pussies.

Brando: How are you alive in Manningtree

Duke: I 'm hard as nails

Manningtree by Dave Franko August 25, 2016

Manningism 

The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.

John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.

Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.

John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.

Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.

Manningism by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011

manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

manningless by havlorech September 12, 2011

manningish 

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

manningish by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004