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Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.
If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!
by BUSean April 07, 2007
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Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.
"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"
by Sara Nguyen February 17, 2006
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Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.
Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever
by hattness February 04, 2007
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Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.


A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.
Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.
by j carunder August 27, 2010
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The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.
"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."
by luvYasey November 22, 2010
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probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?
Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"
by 9700 May 13, 2007
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A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
by Yinzr412 July 23, 2014
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