manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004

manningsarmy

ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.

A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."

by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007

Morningish

Adj.
-clearly the afternoon but you just woke up so it's morning to you

Good morningish, I hear u had a late night.

by nicnac24 September 15, 2015

Manningism

The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.

John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.

Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.

John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.

Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.

by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011

Peyton Mannings

18 inch rims of any kind.

Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.

by Da Watcher September 3, 2006

Manningize

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.

The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.

by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016

Tobias mannings

He is a god at GORRILA tag and real life he will beat you up if you touch Ashton or ben

Tobias Mannings is so cool

by Ashton's nan aka toby March 7, 2022