Manningism 

The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.

John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.

Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.

John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.

Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.

Manningism by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011

Manninghaming 

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.

A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."

Manninghaming by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009

Manningham 

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street

Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"

Manningham by Bd8gang January 31, 2020

manningsarmy 

ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.

A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."

manningsarmy by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007

Mannionism 

An off the cuff comment that is hilarious, shameless and often offensive

Lets say there needs to be an election tomorrow because David Cameron sexually assaulted the Queen - What a brilliant Mannionism

Mannionism by joymal November 26, 2010

maninism 

A satire group made to show how stupid feminism is, by doing what feminism does only with men instead of women.

Feminist: I'm going to stop the construction of a male suicide shelter!
Society: GIRL POWER! GO FEMINISM!
Meninist: I'm going to stop the construction of a female suicide shelter!
Society: SEXIST PIG! FUCK MANINISM!

maninism by officialsonicthehedgehogdildos June 8, 2016

Peyton Mannings

18 inch rims of any kind.

Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.

Peyton Mannings by Da Watcher September 3, 2006