Maniture

furniture unique to man before he has a significant other. aka, bachelor furniture, worn in, old, etc.

"You need to get rid of Jordan's old beat up, 80's style, fart smelling, cigarette burnt maniture before you move in with him."

Maniture by nagemnatsirk November 15, 2011

Park avenue manicure 

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

Park avenue manicure by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015

ghetto manicure 

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.

I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.

ghetto manicure by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

bisexual manicure 

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."

bisexual manicure by LemurChair June 11, 2018

Minnesota Manicure 

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

Minnesota Manicure by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015

manicure 

getting your nails done.Mani means hands and cure means to make better, so, manicure.

"My nails are all nubby, so my bf gave me $30 to get a fiberglass manicure"

manicure by Nastina August 31, 2005