manicured
A sexual position where the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
manicured by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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Manicured zinger
1. A well thought out witty comment.
2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015
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well-manicured hand
“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
well-manicured hand by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025
Park avenue manicure
A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Park avenue manicure by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020
ghetto manicure
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
ghetto manicure by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010
bisexual manicure
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
bisexual manicure by LemurChair June 11, 2018
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