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Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015

The Manicured Mom 

A men’s mental health focused egalitarian advocating for change for a better future for mom.
That argument for father’s rights was as good as the manicured moms.

well-manicured hand 

A sign of a sexually mature man
“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”

Park avenue manicure 

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

ghetto manicure 

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
ghetto manicure by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

bisexual manicure 

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."