manture

From man-nature. All manmade objects and all the features, forces and processes that happen or exist due to human intervention, such as vehicles, TVs, the internet, war and poetry

This Media Centre is the best example of manture I have seen!

by Greg&Abi May 17, 2004

Manturnity

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Manure Hole

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

by ellis292 December 15, 2009

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by Geoplus January 8, 2008

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

real mature

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used

guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."

by drifter33032 April 19, 2007