manitute

a combination man, nanny, and prostitute. Used to imply a male who is dating a woman with kids where the mother is using the man as a nanny and supplying him with sex in exchange for his help.

That woman just got her a manitute to watch her kids.

manitute by fastFoodJunkie May 22, 2019

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maniputext

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.

Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!

maniputext by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009

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Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

Manitude by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017