manitute

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a combination man, nanny, and prostitute. Used to imply a male who is dating a woman with kids where the mother is using the man as a nanny and supplying him with sex in exchange for his help.

That woman just got her a manitute to watch her kids.

manitute by fastFoodJunkie May 22, 2019

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maniputext

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.

Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!

maniputext by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009

Related Words

manitute • manitude • maniputext • manistute • manitate • Maniture • Man-tute

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

Manitude by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

manitude

when a guy throws a hissy fit and/or has serios attitude

girl: *laughing with friends*
guy: "shut up!"
girl: "gee wiz, what's up with the manitude?"

manitude by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008

Maniture

furniture unique to man before he has a significant other. aka, bachelor furniture, worn in, old, etc.

"You need to get rid of Jordan's old beat up, 80's style, fart smelling, cigarette burnt maniture before you move in with him."

Maniture by nagemnatsirk November 15, 2011

manitude

The extent of one's masculinity.

Harrison Ford has manitude out the wazoo.

manitude by Dexter345 December 13, 2005

manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

manitate by hiveboss September 19, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026