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The residuals of a male's constant use of the same articles of clothing, furniture, living space, etc, for extended periods of time, usually resulting from a lack of cleaning.
"I think you should clean my sheets before you do your girl in my bed. She may not like the smell of my mandodo"

Dude 1: your couch stinks!
Dude 2: yeah, its my mandodo :D
Mandodo by 5249er February 16, 2009
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MandoMoneyShot 

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
MandoMoneyShot by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

Mandooshka

Uber Woman. Very, very beautiful and attractive, with a hightened sense of being and sexual awareness. She turns heads - both male and female where ever she goes. Comfortable to explore and delve into the unknown - not without caution and consideration but with a greater than average desire to experience the unexperienced and involve those with whom she is close in a mutual journey. Real, true, open, honest and sharing with a special few. If she perceives you as of similar qualities, nothing is withheld in communication of her thoughts and feelings and her willingness to listen and offer her heartfelt response is guaranteed.
If you're going on an adventure Mandooshka might just come with you.
Mandooshka by The Konqueror February 6, 2010
(1) One of the neatest, nicest Pally Healers on Whisperwind.

(2) An Awesome Koren dumpling, made of steamed mandoo, and also been spelled "Mandu"
Ex 1: Mandoo is such an awesome healer!

Ex 2: We should cook some awesome Mandoo tonight for dinner, I'm hungry!!!
Mandoo by yourkoreanfriend November 17, 2009

mandoozle 

My trip to Thailand really took a turn for the worse after I was mandoozled.
mandoozle by Chuck Goldie June 15, 2012

Mandoozled

“My favorite peanut butter is Jiffy” I must be Mandoozled because Jiffy peanut butter never existed.
Mandoozled by Thirst13 August 28, 2022
A very short manly hair cut on a woman.
OMG She was hot till she cut her hair into a mandoo and now she looks like Joe!

We knew he really liked boys when he only dated chicks sporting a mandoo.
mandoo by Francis Jo Roy April 18, 2012
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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