Mandoozled

One under the spell of the Mandela Effect.

“My favorite peanut butter is Jiffy” I must be Mandoozled because Jiffy peanut butter never existed.

Mandoozled by Thirst13 August 28, 2022

Randoozled 

A word to be used in flight simulator when the PDGM memes you, this is what is called Randoozled.

ou've just been randoozled! , randaddy has randoozled you! , the pdgm has just randoozled me, randaddy what have you done!

Randoozled by jTkL0099 April 13, 2019

mandoozle 

Getting tricked by a trani prostitute.

My trip to Thailand really took a turn for the worse after I was mandoozled.

mandoozle by Chuck Goldie June 15, 2012

manboozled 

v. to be taken from behind forcibly by another man

Matt was manboozled in the prison shower room.

manboozled by BenJM January 8, 2009

manoodled 

In which ones arms have become noodle like after a work out.

My arms are manoodled after that work out !

manoodled by Daddyshea96 February 4, 2017

Mandazzled

Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.

-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.

‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’

Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.

‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’

Mandazzled by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021

mandoodle 

Mandoodle is the sword in the stone and the key to labia’s lair.

Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!

She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.

mandoodle by Labby Ah June 23, 2022