Mandoozled
“My favorite peanut butter is Jiffy” I must be Mandoozled because Jiffy peanut butter never existed.
Mandoozled by Thirst13 August 28, 2022
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Randoozled
ou've just been randoozled! , randaddy has randoozled you! , the pdgm has just randoozled me, randaddy what have you done!
Randoozled by jTkL0099 April 13, 2019
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Mandazzled
Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Mandazzled by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
mandoodle
Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!
She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.
She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.