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Mandooshka

Uber Woman. Very, very beautiful and attractive, with a hightened sense of being and sexual awareness. She turns heads - both male and female where ever she goes. Comfortable to explore and delve into the unknown - not without caution and consideration but with a greater than average desire to experience the unexperienced and involve those with whom she is close in a mutual journey. Real, true, open, honest and sharing with a special few. If she perceives you as of similar qualities, nothing is withheld in communication of her thoughts and feelings and her willingness to listen and offer her heartfelt response is guaranteed.
If you're going on an adventure Mandooshka might just come with you.
Mandooshka by The Konqueror February 6, 2010
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Mandavoshka 

The most offensive insult in the Russian language. Translates to English as "cunt" or "cunt louse"
Zatknis' nahui mandavoshka zhirnaya! (Shut the fuck up, you fat cunt!)
Mandavoshka by RBK4LIFE September 4, 2011

Pullin a Manooshian 

The act of blowing off school or work to stay home and play World of Warcraft all day.
Student1: hey today is the big test where is pete?
Student2: oh hes pullin a manooshian so he can grind for experience points instead of getting an education and getting laid.

Father: Thats it mister if you pull a manooshian 1 more time god help me...
Son: but Dadddd i hate school i just wanna play WoW 14 hours a day.
Father: (screamo screams in sons face RAWHHHHH!!!!!!)

Magooshka 

A real schmuck, a putz, someone who is the opposite of a mensh.
Emma, your grandmother keeps chasing that poor magooshka with a sledgehammer!
Magooshka by noamshouseparty June 24, 2009

malooshka 

Large breasted afro-carribean woamn, previosuly seen on Big Brother. Is obessed with damned Cherryade. Is currently advertising as prostitute
Yo geez, i need the malooshka, now i'm fucked after having bunned thy zooten snafen for dem franchise boyses in the jungle. i now need a canadian back-rub.