Mandooshka

Uber Woman. Very, very beautiful and attractive, with a hightened sense of being and sexual awareness. She turns heads - both male and female where ever she goes. Comfortable to explore and delve into the unknown - not without caution and consideration but with a greater than average desire to experience the unexperienced and involve those with whom she is close in a mutual journey. Real, true, open, honest and sharing with a special few. If she perceives you as of similar qualities, nothing is withheld in communication of her thoughts and feelings and her willingness to listen and offer her heartfelt response is guaranteed.

If you're going on an adventure Mandooshka might just come with you.

Mandooshka by The Konqueror February 6, 2010

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Mandavoshka

The most offensive insult in the Russian language. Translates to English as "cunt" or "cunt louse"

Zatknis' nahui mandavoshka zhirnaya! (Shut the fuck up, you fat cunt!)

Mandavoshka by RBK4LIFE September 4, 2011

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Pullin a Manooshian

The act of blowing off school or work to stay home and play World of Warcraft all day.

Student1: hey today is the big test where is pete?
Student2: oh hes pullin a manooshian so he can grind for experience points instead of getting an education and getting laid.

Father: Thats it mister if you pull a manooshian 1 more time god help me...
Son: but Dadddd i hate school i just wanna play WoW 14 hours a day.
Father: (screamo screams in sons face RAWHHHHH!!!!!!)

Pullin a Manooshian by drsgtpepper June 24, 2009

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Magooshka

A real schmuck, a putz, someone who is the opposite of a mensh.

Emma, your grandmother keeps chasing that poor magooshka with a sledgehammer!

Magooshka by noamshouseparty June 24, 2009

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malooshka

Large breasted afro-carribean woamn, previosuly seen on Big Brother. Is obessed with damned Cherryade. Is currently advertising as prostitute

Yo geez, i need the malooshka, now i'm fucked after having bunned thy zooten snafen for dem franchise boyses in the jungle. i now need a canadian back-rub.

malooshka by Jay, Pukka, Rupert and Josh July 6, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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