Manchu'd

Getting royally fucked over. It could be CPP duty in the Ville on a payday weekend or getting extended in the field for six weeks in the middle of a South Korean winter... bend over, because you just got screwed by the Manchu Penis.

Private Joe: "Sergeant Smith jacked up the ammo count so we have to go back out to the range on Saturday and police up brass in the snow."

Private Snuffy: "But the whole Squad's going to Seoul this weekend."

Private Joe: "Yeah, we totally got Manchu'd."

by Trailkiller250 March 17, 2011

Machu Picchu'd

A peak sexual encounter of legendary, perhaps bucket list proportion. The sort of infamous accomplishment that you look forward to casually dropping into any "what's the craziest...?" conversation to elicit the expected "NO. F-ING. WAY."

Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.

"I know he's always been a manwhore, but I swear this time I think he may have Machu Picchu'd! Twins!"

by deacondiamondtrim August 18, 2025

Doo Manchu

The residual build-up of fecal matter on ones upper lip and chin from tossing someones salad directly after they defecate.

I usually enjoy our clean up after we toss each others salad, but I'm really enjoying the way this doo manchu looks on me.

by XdenzelX November 30, 2009

Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.

Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!

by MarcMars June 14, 2018

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003

dirty fhu man chu

The sexual act of anal intercourse that when finished one would take a finger full of feces from one´s own penis. Then smearing the most stereotypical Chinese mustache on your partner´s upperlip.

¨After having sex with my newly acquired unwashed barfly. I took a fingerful of residual feces from the tip of my penis and proceeded to smear it on her upperlip with the most stereotypical Chinese mustache called a dirty fhu man chu. Then I asked her if she wanted to have some ¨Flied Lice Yu Plink¨ while bowing in supplication for my many errors.¨

by Andorhol Blackwater April 24, 2014

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha

Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.

Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.

by Averican November 22, 2021