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beaw

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.
Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.
by Spencer April 29, 2003
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Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.
This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!
by Spencer February 1, 2003
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Majumbos

"My god, look at her majumbos, they're huge."
by Spencer February 3, 2004
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fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.
The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!
by Spencer February 4, 2003
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knobsky

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.
Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.
by Spencer December 21, 2004
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cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team
Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.
by Spencer April 23, 2005
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blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow
He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.
by Spencer February 1, 2003
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