Homsar

A character from homestarrunner.com . He is a total nonsense character that says total gibberish.

Quotes:
"I'm the o-RIG-onal ladies' man!"
"I was raised by a cup of coffee."
"It's the pride of the peaches."

by Spencer April 11, 2003

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 01, 2003

rim

To love.

I rim a good Margharita with a salt rimmed glass.

by Spencer February 03, 2003

sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...

He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her

by Spencer August 16, 2004

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

strip

Segment of pubic hair that has been cut in the shape of a long line, sometimes two. Is sometimes reffered to as "the landing strip".

"Juanita got that strip."

by Spencer May 13, 2005

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 03, 2003