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Manjeet
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Manajester
A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.
1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"
2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"
3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"
3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
Manajester by Manajestered November 15, 2011
The Manjeet Gallop
The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.
English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.
The Manjeet Gallop by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009
Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules
The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
The Manjeet Tugboat
When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
The Manjeet Tugboat by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009
manateetoe
manateetoe by Cooper January 5, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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