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Yo guys move aside, it’s Manjeet coming though.

Sikh coming through!
Manjeet by T1DOTM July 25, 2018

Manajester 

A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.
1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"

2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"

3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
Manajester by Manajestered November 15, 2011

The Manjeet Gallop 

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.
English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

The Manjeet Tugboat  

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.
Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.
manateetoe by Cooper January 5, 2005