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mischief managed
By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
mischief managed by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011
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Mischief Managed
Phrase used to 'close' the Marauders Map, making it blank and causing it to appear as a normal piece of parchment until the words "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" are spoken, which activate it. (Part of the Harry Potter book series)
"As Sirius Black noticed Snivellus Snape come around the corner, he cried 'Mischief Managed' and the Marauders Map became blank."
Mischief Managed by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017
Manajester
A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.
1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"
2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"
3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"
3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).
Manajester by Manajestered November 15, 2011
manajerk
Josh is a manajerk.
managed to death
A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
managed to death by ke6isf July 23, 2004
manazed
manazed by big e 6996 March 8, 2010
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