manazed

when you jack off in some ones mayo and watch them make a sandwich with said mayo

my friend pissed me off,so he got manazed

by big e 6996 March 8, 2010

mischief managed

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.

"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"

by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011

Mischief Managed

Phrase used to 'close' the Marauders Map, making it blank and causing it to appear as a normal piece of parchment until the words "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" are spoken, which activate it. (Part of the Harry Potter book series)

"As Sirius Black noticed Snivellus Snape come around the corner, he cried 'Mischief Managed' and the Marauders Map became blank."

by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017

manzed

The act of being one-upped by a likable douche.

Made popular by the 360 Vegas Podcast

We thought we had great seats to the concert until Dave manzed us with front row.

by 360 Vegas June 14, 2014

managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

Managed

A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.

Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!

by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009

pussy managed

This is one step above being pussy whipped. You will do certain things to appease your lady for personal gain, but never as a whipped slave.

" Jim is not quite pussy whipped, he is just pussy managed "

by SorryAboutThat May 9, 2014