A nickname given to
one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a
lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.
The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or
that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over
girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the
simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"
"That damned Charisma Man just asked a
Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"
"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his
teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a
68.4"