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Chris The thicc man

when a phat nibba is very cool and very epic because he is gay lol go fuck asher you gay kid.
Asher: hey chris

Chris: who the fuck you calling Chris

Asher: my bad chris the thicc man
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War Man Christmas Special 

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!

X-Man Christmas 

When the X-Men take over Christmas. Instead of Santa, you get Wolverine.
Wolverine- Come sit on my lap kids, and i'll claw your face out!

Little Jimmy- That sounds like fun! Gee, I sure do love X-man Christmas!
X-Man Christmas by ILoveBaconHawks December 24, 2010

Charisma Man 

Coined by Larry Rodney for his comic strip of the same name. Charisma Man was the alter ego of a typical western man in Japan. Because of this strip it has come into common usage by many westerners in Japan, and has spread to similar countries like Korea.

A charisma man is typically a western male in an Asia country who enjoys unexpected popularity, particularly if he was nothing special in his home country.
From Charisma Man comic strip, "Back on his home planet of Canada our hero was just another average guy, but when he landed on planet Japan he became Charisma Man. But can our hero defend himself against his arch-enemy Western Woman!?"
Charisma Man by Jorden K L December 17, 2006

charisma man 

-noun, plural charisma men

A white male who, although completely lacking social skills in his natural environment, procures seemingly godlike sexual powers upon arrival to Japan.
(on train)

A: "Look at that Dustin Diamond-lookin' loser over there trying to hit on the hottie in the fuckmeboots."

B: "Jesus, she's waaaaaay out of his league. I bet he actually thinks he can score that. Let's let him in on the secret."

A (to dustin diamond-lookalike): "HEY CHARISMA MAN, CUT IT OUT! THE GIRL SAID SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER! LEARN THE LINGO!"
charisma man by Cabin October 11, 2006

Charisma Man 

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"
Charisma Man by Chiip June 12, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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