Mamnesia 

mammary + amnesia = When a guy has been single for so long he forgets what a titty feels like in the hand.

Man I haven't touched a girl in so long I think I got Mamnesia.

Mamnesia by shcniper December 11, 2019

Mamnesia 

Mother + Amnesia = The ability women have of becoming pregnant and then completely forgetting the pain of childbirh enabling them to have sex and become pregnant again.

Wow, that woman must have mamnesia...she's got five kids!!!

Mamnesia by scorchio1 February 12, 2010

momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.

OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.

momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009

magnesia 

The nick name for an Mongoloid natured humanoid who has a tendency of sexual attraction to male sheep. A magnesia is the result of generations of inbreeding, that is usually selected towards the youngest female sibling. A magnesia usually displays the physical characteristics of being rather tall, over weight, and excessively hairy. The weight issue causes a sever mental complex which leads to an end result of have little, or no friends. A magnesia is usually a focal point of teenage scrutiny. His strange looks and weird behaviors are easily made fun of and is a source of entertainment for many teens. Magnesias are usually genital beasts, but have the ability to injure smaller individuals who cross a boundary when coming in contact with them. If one does in fact have an opportunity to wrestle or fight a magnesia, one must remember that due to the extremely small brain the a magnesia exhibits, they do not know their own strength and ability to hurt people. The best way to deal with a magnesia is to ignore them as much as possible, but if they do in fact come too close throw large stones and/or other available heavy objects at the beast, and hope to demobilize it. It is best to report a sighting of a magnesia to the proper authorities in order to minimize the sped of magnesias in further generations. Forced sterilization is also recommended. One method of sterilization is by means of surgical treatment, but it is much easier and cheaper to just grab a magnesia by the balls (which are unusually small, un-human like) and rip them off. It is a word of advise to only allow professionals to deal with there humanoids. For they are in fact quite dangerous and can cause harm to humans, and for that matter farm animals.

Example 1:

Wow look at the big freak! -Person 1

Yeah, we better keep our distance from that magnesia. -Person 2

Example 2:

That magnesia is taking advantage of his little sister! -Person 1

We better rip his little balls off!! -Person 2

Example 3:

What in the hell is banging my (male) sheep?!?!?! -Person 1

That is one of those damn magnesias! Lets throw stones at it!! -Person 2

magnesia by Doctor of humanoid beasts January 8, 2009

Milk Of Mannesia 

Semen, cum.

After Sarah’s 2 hour long anal penetration session, her partner forgot to wipe off the excess milk of Mannesia that fell down his leg and onto the carpet.

Milk Of Mannesia by Phopiatic May 20, 2019

Milk of magnesia 

Used to describe white people in terms of attraction. (Colloquial)

Dami: that white girl is attractive

Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia

Milk of magnesia by Solomoon64 July 5, 2022

Momnesia 

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....

Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"

Momnesia by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010