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momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.
OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.
momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009
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Momnesia 

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....
Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"
Momnesia by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010
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Momnesia 

The reason why moms all over the world keep having birth even though the pain is excruciating .
Person 1: Damn girl you keep having babies you ever gonna let your body heal?

Person 2: Girl it must be my momnesia , all I see is cute baby after baby
Momnesia by Fredicine September 22, 2025

Mamnesia 

mammary + amnesia = When a guy has been single for so long he forgets what a titty feels like in the hand.
Man I haven't touched a girl in so long I think I got Mamnesia.
Mamnesia by shcniper December 11, 2019

mom-nesia 

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.
That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.
mom-nesia by Guido1 March 6, 2008

Mamnesia 

Mother + Amnesia = The ability women have of becoming pregnant and then completely forgetting the pain of childbirh enabling them to have sex and become pregnant again.
Wow, that woman must have mamnesia...she's got five kids!!!
Mamnesia by scorchio1 February 12, 2010
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