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the act of masturbating on a public bathroom floor while taking a shit
Janice: oh my god! did you hear about what happened with Craig?!

Roger: yeah! it was sickkkkkkkkk. coach Rosine found him in the 6th floor boy's bathroom malcumbating!
by Chief Brown Bottom October 26, 2011
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