malcumbating

the act of masturbating on a public bathroom floor while taking a shit

Janice: oh my god! did you hear about what happened with Craig?!

Roger: yeah! it was sickkkkkkkkk. coach Rosine found him in the 6th floor boy's bathroom malcumbating!

by Chief Brown Bottom October 26, 2011

Malubating

The act of a blacksmith or person whacking a hammer against maluble metal to change the shape whacking the hammer hard until the shape is formed then your done

I have just finished malubating for the last hour and finished my shape of the Blade

by Jameslocken October 25, 2017