Malsey 

The really pretty mdfk, like a flacko

Sup broudy who is that?

U don’t know Malsey?

PRT mdfk, legends make up about him, every woman wanna be on Malsey or Malsey inside her

Malsey by Flackonodominicano June 13, 2024

Nick O' Malley 

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.

Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

Nick O' Malley by it's the ultimate cunt August 11, 2010

Marsey 

A cute and valid cat created by Ukrainian Artist Anton Dmitrie, used as an anti-Putin symbol, and later picked up by oppressed anti-hate community rdrama.net users as their mascot and created tons of Marsey variations themselves.

r slur reddit admin: "Marsey is an alt-right Nazi hate symbol!" *erasing Marsey from r/place without cooldown
redditor: "gay mode cheating!!" *posted to r/place and got 150k+ upvotes

Marsey by marseylover April 11, 2022

Paul Massey 

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.

OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle

Paul Massey by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020

George O'Malley 

Surgeon on the hit show Greys Anatomy. Also known as 007. Greys anatomy fans know what I mean😂

I will never forgive Shonda Rhimes for killing off George O'Malley.

George O'Malley by Kailey Girl October 16, 2016

Maleeya 

A person with this name isn't afraid to tell you off. They can be very funny and kind to others. You don't want to get on this person's bad side. If they notice you are sad they will cheer you up with typically some sort of food. This kind of person is a loud speaker but can be utterly silent at times. Friends of this person will always love them.

Friend #1: maleeya you are so funny!
Friend #2: *Dying of laughter*

Maleeya by Chicken_nugget_squad#1 May 30, 2019

maleya 

Only the sexiest bitches alive are named Maleya, all maleyas have brown hair and brown eyes with massive milkers

P1: I just got a girlfriend

P2: Is she hot?
P1: Bro her names Maleya, of course she is

maleya by Your(mom) October 29, 2020