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malouche 

A person who performs the job of a douche for older women. The composition of the word comes from "ma" an older woman combined with "douche" a vaginal cleaning device. Commonly used in as a derrogatory remark.
You're such a malouche.
Stop being a malouche.
malouche by Larando February 3, 2008
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Douche Magouche 

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.
Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
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Manouchehr 

Manuchehr or Manouchehr (Persian: منوچهر, Manūchehr, Old Persian: Manōčihr, Avestan: Manuščiθra) is a Persian male given name meaning heaven's face. It consists of two parts Manu (Manou) which means heaven in old Persian language and Chehr which means face.

The English translation: Heavenly Face

Gender: Male

Origin: Persian
My new born son has an spiritual aura he should be named Manouchehr.
Manouchehr by The History Buff August 18, 2009

douche magouche 

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.
" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben
comes from madusa, super greek bitch with snake hair, its when a girl is being a super bitch or whore, or both.
tyler: kaityln is such a madouchea.
Joe: kathy is being a mega madouchea
madouchea by THE GHETTO JEW May 6, 2009
Sounds a bit manouche
manouche by fuzzpedal November 22, 2007

MaDouche 

Noun: The scummiest of the scum on this planet.

Verb: (MaDouching, MaDouched, etc.) To fuck over a large amount of people for your own selfish benefit.
Karen: "Wow, Billy really fucked us over."
Adam: "What did he do?"

Karen: "He made tons of empty promises and fucked over his entire team."
Adam: "WOW! It sounds like you guys were MaDouched!"
MaDouche by AnalBandacoot November 25, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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