by publicpollinator December 16, 2016
Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.
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Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.
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by vastydeep December 07, 2015
A term given to gamers who die a lot in battle. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to be shot. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.
Specifically in Halo 3 if the person dies 13 times in a 4 on 4 battle up to a 50, they are a mallard. 17 or more and you are an Uber-Mallard. It is usually required that you profess your malardry to the other teammates.
Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"
Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"
by The Smoke Monster February 05, 2010
n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck
2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck
2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom
Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd
Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!
Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!
by Douchie McDoucherson November 15, 2009
Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'
Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.
Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!
Gudgie: Mallard!
Son: Down the Mallard.
Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!
Gudgie: Mallard!
by Sop May 21, 2013
A person, usually male, who has a personality similar to that of a grumpy old man. This person is no fun, always appears tired, and tends to shoot down ideas. Voice is usually nasal, and pauses for a long time before speaking when in conversation and always wants to eat salty food. Tends to remind one of a duck (hence the name)
Person 1: Hey man, did you do last night's homework?
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard
by JoshDuhamelin"When in Rome" November 07, 2011
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