Definitions by P8nt

mallard with a cold 

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

mallard with a cold by P8nt December 10, 2007

Fagballs 

Name.

Comes from, abusing the "Enter Your Name" Feature on a certain game in which you are a hero who has to save a princess in a place called Hyrule.

"Princess Zelda gets herself into a pickle and has to be un-pickled by the hero, who is called Link on the few occasions when I feel mature enough to not abuse the "Enter Your Name" Feature, and Fagballs at all other times." Zero Punctuation.

Fagballs by P8nt December 10, 2007