Mallardify 

To Duck it up. Also known as Scullifying.

You gotta mallardify those hot dogs bro.

Mallardify by Chef David August 2, 2018

mallardy 

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.

"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."

mallardy by poppingivy May 20, 2014