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Malingle 

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.
Look at malingle fucking go
Malingle by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024
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Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?
Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.
Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009
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Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.
Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.
Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

Majingled 

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.
"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"
Majingled by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

malingerer 

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.
I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.
malingerer by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Malingering 

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)
Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.
Malingering by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

Madingle 

When someone jiggles their balls on the tip of the tongue
Person 1: I had fun last night...
Person 2: Did you like my madingle technique?
Person 1: Yes, it was very skilled.
Madingle by CadenErtel November 15, 2017
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