Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when
I fucked her yesterday.
Dude 2: Just one?
Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.
Dude 2: My girl does me with two or
three fingers.
Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?
Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.