manicunt

1. Pubic grooming

2. A modified mannequin used as a sex toy.

1. She went to Jose Eber to treat herself to a manicunt.

2. All week he looks forward to Saturday night when he breaks out the vaseline and his manicunt.

by Russ W. August 22, 2007

mancunt

1) The asshole of a gay man; 2) a general term for a submissive gay man, especially one who enjoyes receiving anal sex.

Tom could take ten inches up the mancunt.

by sala January 17, 2003

Monicunt

Disparaging term for a rude or offensive woman whose first name is also Monica.

I wish Monicunt would move out already, all she does is slam doors and leave bloody tampons on the countertop for me to clean up; plus, she owes me for the cable bill.

by Fliossy Spacek September 16, 2009

mancunt

A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.

Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.

by Jock Walt September 24, 2011

Mancunt

Larry M Capri

Wow he is being such a mancunt!

by 17clouds July 7, 2018

Magicuntal

A vagina so perfect that it is only told in fairy tales.

I had a dream about a mystery girl and her vagina was magicuntal.

by Salt and Peppa Bitch! March 24, 2009

Maxicunt

An individual, or individuals who exceed the standard level of being a cunt.

That cunt has maximised his cunt quota for the day...he's a maxicunt.

by Lord F-R May 30, 2018