Malcolmed 

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

Malcolmed by Malcolm November 29, 2003

malcome

A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017

malcome

IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA

omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming

malcome by killer bean baitsa datso January 19, 2022

Malcolm’s Law 

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016

Malcolm Turnbull 

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

Malcolm Turnbull by masterboom November 17, 2016

Malcolm Young 

Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.

bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great

Malcolm Young by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009