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Malcolm'd 

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed
You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!
Malcolm'd by Malcolm October 27, 2003
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malcolm'd 

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection
Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)
malcolm'd by Aarathon November 12, 2004

Malcolm'd 

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls
uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?
Malcolm'd by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

Malcolm'd 

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.
Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.
Malcolm'd by Laz November 23, 2004

Malcolm'd 

When the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out
Friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? Me: nah bro I am going to "Malcolm'd her..
Malcolm'd by Witchesbtripping June 18, 2017

Malcolm David Kelley 

One of the coolest actors ever. Known mostly for playing the role of Walt on Lost.
Tommy: Hey man, whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Watching Lost man. Can't get enough of Malcolm David Kelley!
Malcolm David Kelley by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010

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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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