Malcolm'd

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!

by Malcolm October 27, 2003

malcolm'd

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection

Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)

by Aarathon November 12, 2004

Malcolm'd

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

by Laz November 23, 2004

Malcolm'd

When the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out

Friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? Me: nah bro I am going to "Malcolm'd her..

by Witchesbtripping June 18, 2017

Malcolm David Kelley

One of the coolest actors ever. Known mostly for playing the role of Walt on Lost.

Tommy: Hey man, whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Watching Lost man. Can't get enough of Malcolm David Kelley!

by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025