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Making Sandwiches 

A subtle, polite of saying 'having a wank'.
Sorry, she was just so fit I went into the toilet and started making sandwiches.

Making tuna sandwiches 

Slang for having a wank
An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink
Making tuna sandwiches by Stu89 February 13, 2007

makin' sandwiches 

Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.
"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.
makin' sandwiches by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011

sandwich making workshop 

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

Making a Sandwich 

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
Making a Sandwich by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
sandwich making bitches by TheTash February 15, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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