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A place full of REBEL'S , where it's a hood to hang for youngster's, a nice view across the ocean and where the sunset's are visible, a romantic place for younger's also elder's,and where everyone is like one big family
Younger's like to be romantic around this area and do anything anywhere,

A very active hood 'never a dull moment
Never a dull moment in Maketu
Maketu by D-Ziah October 5, 2012
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A Girl That is Beyond Beautiful No Other Women on the Planet Can't Match Her Beauty.

A Very Sexual Women That Loves To Be Tamed but also a very highly intelligent women and strongly independent.

An Adorable Girl You Want To Meet in Your Life and never ever want to let go.

A Song Written By Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze

A Latin Name That Means Queen or Beautiful Soul
Person1:Hey How's That Hot Girl your talking to.
Person2:Oh That was Maketa she is a amazing person inside and out.
Person1:Man! She is Sexy Hot Your a Lucky Dude Bro!.
Maketa by I.S Akbar March 12, 2021

MakeOutHill

An expression used in social media by the deceased rapper XXXTENTACION. The meaning of “makeouthill” is referring back to his hometown of lauderhill Florida and how this was an objective for him to make it out of this city of indigence. The rapper is encouraging his fans to make good of their struggles or difficult situations.
I don’t to live like this. I just want to “makeouthill.”
MakeOutHill by jo6iah July 31, 2018

Makeupalley Cafe 

A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.

Common topic du jour's include:

picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.

This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.

A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:

Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.

Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.

Sugar baby who hates women.

The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.

Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.
MARETU is a Vocaloid producer. His most popular song currently is Nounai Kakumei Girl. The visuals for his songs are usually black and white illustrations, sometimes made from words.
"hey what's your favourite song?"
"eraser girl by MARETU!"

Chipotle Makeout 

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.
Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited
Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Stage Makeup 

When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point
Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.

Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys

Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
Stage Makeup by AFallet1 October 28, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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