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malwande 

A Malwande is usually a girl who is shy, but crazy and hilarious once you get to know them. Although they have a low self-esteem they are beautiful and hot they just don't notice it because they are always comparing themselves to society. They are always taking all the negative things society has to say about them to heart and never notice the positive things. Most of them are thick and curvy with big booty's. They take time to open up and when they do it means she really trusts you and is willing to keep you in her life, most of the time they aren't clingy people but once they do become attached they never let go. they can keep conversation's going for long periods of time if they are comfortable around you, you'll never have a dull moment around her. Although they can be rude and mean it is only because you are returning that same energy or they feel you are trying to use them , otherwise they are really nice and kind people. So if you meet one she's a keeper
I don't understand why she is insecure when she is so beautiful

Yeah, i know right she such a Malwande
malwande by lilpattyrod July 16, 2020
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Makwande 

Makwande is a humble person who is willing to put others first before themselves a Makwande motivates you to do better and is always behind you for support. Makwande means growth in isiZulu and is one of the rare names you can find. Having a Makwande in your life is truly a blessing and you must keep them close.
"Makwande izibusiso" is zulu for let there be more blessings growth in blessings
Makwande by Pator Noster November 22, 2021

malwandla 

Malwandla:Is a nice person to be around ,they will protect you ,and they do crazy things that can get you in trouble, they smart but act crazy, his friends with everyone,His very sportive and energetic.

If you have a "Malwandla" Don't lose them they because if you lose them you will be sorry
1.Malwandla and I are going to play soccer .
2. I went to Malwandla so he can help me.
3. Malwandla got the highest mark in the grade.
malwandla by Gerald Johnson August 5, 2020
Un homme Afghan, gros bibi gros pecs qui coach ses amis et les incitent a venir dans sa salle (CLHM)

Maywand est un homme qui suit les cours au Chuv et malgré un physique et une carrure qui rend folle les femmes, il se préserve pour sa hlel, sa dulciné.

Maywand est égalemen un homme de lecture, et s’instruis souvent
I’m like a Maywand for you
Maywand by MesyHa November 21, 2021
My Maja Mc is so hot . I maiwank to her yesterday
maiwank by anonymous8383991 August 16, 2022

mailandered 

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.
I got mailandered by John for a whole year!
mailandered by suck guppy December 21, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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