maiwank 

Wanking to a person called maja

My Maja Mc is so hot . I maiwank to her yesterday

maiwank by anonymous8383991 August 16, 2022

macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.

I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.

Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010

Maiwand 

maiwand: out of the world, awesome, great, amazing, inspiring awe or admiration or wonder
ex: The maiwand actor did a great job in his new film.
ex: I got a new maiwand laptop which i really like.

It is a maiwand feeling to have a person who cares about you.

Maiwand by i am an awusum person December 20, 2010

maiwan

Maiwan is a good guy to have in your friend group. Smart and intelligent,loves sports and great handles in basketball.

I want to learn how to play basketball. Ask Maiwan for help

maiwan by Helpmeimdead January 18, 2019