maiwank
maiwank by anonymous8383991 August 16, 2022
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macwanker
The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.
They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
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Macwanking
When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010
Maiwand
maiwand: out of the world, awesome, great, amazing, inspiring awe or admiration or wonder
ex: The maiwand actor did a great job in his new film.
ex: I got a new maiwand laptop which i really like.
ex: The maiwand actor did a great job in his new film.
ex: I got a new maiwand laptop which i really like.
Maiwand by i am an awusum person December 20, 2010
maiwan
Maiwan is a good guy to have in your friend group. Smart and intelligent,loves sports and great handles in basketball.
maiwan by Helpmeimdead January 18, 2019
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