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Noun: adult virgin son of an immigrant with a cruddy BMW who squeezes into too tight jeans with flip flops because his paw-like magrint feet don't feet in shoes. Has a "white girl at any cost" attitude to dating and can't wake up before 10 am no matter how many times his mom gently kisses his sweaty forehead to wake him up.
He's such magrint, I've never seen that much hair in someone's buttcrack before.
Magrint by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019
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Magintathon 

A group of people who embark on a trip, usually worldwide, to take part in magintish activities, and do as magint would do.
Me and Ben are taking part in the World Wide Magintathon '08
Magintathon by Magint April 10, 2008
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marintzer 

A dope ass German last name, also a dope ass family
Hell yeah, party at the Marintzer's!
marintzer by Ajmajmajm November 17, 2016

Magritte 

(as a girl) Magritte is a funny, sometimes weird girl that is sweet and loving to the people she likes. She can be mean against those who irritate her. she likes to make funny dance moves and jokes to make people laugh. Usually Magritte’s have brown hair.
person 1: Hey, why are you smiling?
person 2: I just saw Magritte
Magritte by blue.sky March 18, 2019

Magriney 

Dawson and Paul are magriney
Magriney by Paul Obwe August 28, 2021

Spicy Magritte 

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.
Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?
Spicy Magritte by Lou April 19, 2005

Marinthe 

Marinthe, she eats a ton. but never gains a drop.
Marinthe by thebannanaking February 19, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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